Friday, May 1, 2009

How to get out of jury duty

"Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time
off from work. I'm not putting my family's well-being at stake to participate in
this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a
goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would
rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury. Get it through
your thick skulls. Leave me the F__K alone."

According to The Smoking Gun, Slye had since apologized for the notorized affidavit sent to the court and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. As well as excused from serving on a jury. TA DA! The system works!!
Image via The Smoking Gun

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